Thursday, September 2, 2010
Take Time
Take Time
Take time to think; it is the source of power.
Take time to read; it is the foundation of wisdom.
Take time to be aware; it is the opportunity to help others.
Take time to laugh; it is the music of the soul.
Take time to love and be loved; it is God's greatest gift.
Take time to be friendly; it is the road to happiness.
Take time to dream; it is what the future is made of.
Take time to be quiet; it is the opportunity to seek God.
Success
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 4 success is . . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Secret of Success
A man asked the other man: Sir, what is the secret of your success? He said: Two words. - And what are they? - Right decisions. - And how do you make right decisions? - One word. - What is that? - Experience. - And how do you get experience? - Two words. - What are they? - Wrong decisions.
Rules of Life
>RULE 1
>Life is not fair - get used to it.
>
>RULE 2
>The world won't care about your self-esteem.
>The world will expect you to accomplish something
>BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
>
>RULE 3
>You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school.
>You won't be a vice president with car phone, until you earn both.
>
>RULE 4
>If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
>He doesn't have tenure.
>
>RULE 5
>Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
>Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping they called it Opportunity.
>
>RULE 6
>If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
>
>RULE 7
>Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
>They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
>So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
>
>RULE 8
>Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not.
>In some schools they have abolished
>failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer.
>This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
>
>RULE 9
>Life is not divided into semesters.
>You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.
>Do that on your own time.
>
>RULE 10
>Television is NOT real life.
>In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
>
>RULE 11
>Be nice to nerds.
>Chances are you'll end up working for one.
>Life is not fair - get used to it.
>
>RULE 2
>The world won't care about your self-esteem.
>The world will expect you to accomplish something
>BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
>
>RULE 3
>You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school.
>You won't be a vice president with car phone, until you earn both.
>
>RULE 4
>If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
>He doesn't have tenure.
>
>RULE 5
>Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
>Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping they called it Opportunity.
>
>RULE 6
>If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
>
>RULE 7
>Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
>They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
>So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
>
>RULE 8
>Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not.
>In some schools they have abolished
>failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer.
>This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
>
>RULE 9
>Life is not divided into semesters.
>You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.
>Do that on your own time.
>
>RULE 10
>Television is NOT real life.
>In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
>
>RULE 11
>Be nice to nerds.
>Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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